Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Markled

To engage in business or friendship with a narcissistic social climber, only to have your business fail or be ghosted by the narcissist once your usefulness has run out.

1. The black female journalist was Markled when she was fired from her job for not simping for Meghan Markle as she expected. 2. Spotify got Markled when only 12 episodes were produced in 3 years and still expected 20 million dollars. 3. Dior swiftly put out a public statement that they had no plans to work with Meghan Markle in an attempt to avoid being Markled.

by Mynomdeguerre July 2, 2023

Markled

To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.

"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday

"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.

by Stratin January 17, 2020

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

merkked

To piss pound or intensely slam into; to gyrate rapidly back and forth into another orphus.

I merkked the fuck out of her vag.

by douglas basterd May 3, 2010