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John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.
Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.
by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008
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Meric

Seen as an unusual name in the West, the typically male name Meric is seen more in European countries. Meric's are predominantly "alpha's" or prefer small groups. Some are quite friendly, and although attractive, are wary of intimate relationships, and rare are the Meric's that are social animals. More commonly the same pronounciation of the name Meric is spelled as "Merik" , "Marick" and even "Marik". Although it still pronounced the same, the female version is typically the"Merrick" surname.
Meric, Hursut is a skilled soccer midfielder from the Netherlands.
by JanuaryLass March 5, 2013
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Merrick Garb

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.
by On 24's March 29, 2005
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mermicorn

a unicorn that has a mermaid tail and gills so that it can live underwater.
"girl! check dat mermicorn in da wata!"
by Ruth Pennedso November 11, 2008
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Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
by Alexander July 23, 2004
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mergi

pervert that asks girls to taste his love juice and hold his sword...
its hard being mergi
by upayabum September 27, 2006
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merican

larger-than-life patriot, usually Texan or ex-military
"Ah'm 'merican an' proud of it."--Dubya, while at the ranch
by scarlett November 23, 2003
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