mensterbating

It's when a women masterbates while menstruating.

"What's her problem, is she just weird, or is she mensterbating."

by Dr Delta SP. Oz October 26, 2013

mensturbating

When a female masturbates while menstruating. Duh.

''hey dude, me and Sharon had phone sex last night, she was totally mensturbating''

by RedRainbows March 31, 2009

Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.

You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.

by 80's Hub March 10, 2011

menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

by idgafosoae December 11, 2016

No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

by Krapālis November 17, 2019

mensturating

An unfortunately common misspelling of the more accurate term "menstruating". Quite popular on UrbanDictionary.com

Examples abound, far too many to begin to list here. "Mensturating" typically appears to feature in colorful, often crude, articles written by juveniles more interested in the 'gross factor' of their articles than the accuracy of their spelling.

by Gleaming cat-eye April 17, 2010