bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020

Menarded

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

Menards

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."

by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006

Menard

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!

by lalala January 11, 2005

Erik Menendez

A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.

Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.

Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!

Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 29, 2021

pull a Menendez

Has something to do with murder, possibly patricide/matricide. The phrase has been used in tv shows like Gilmore Girls and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

The murder suspect confessed that he'd told the victim's daughter he'd pull a Menendez for her.

by Alisha272 March 4, 2008