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memory-holing 

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston
In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.
memory-holing by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022

memory glands 

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
memory glands by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

memory lanus 

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo
Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus
memory lanus by aggrobot October 19, 2006

Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
Memory Card by ts15210 January 21, 2010

memory swim 

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.
memory swim by Lucent July 6, 2004

Memory Enhancer 

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.
BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
Memory Enhancer by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010