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membrance

A tattoo or decal that commentates the life of a passed love one.
Tyrone bore the membrance of his homeboy on his left shoulder.

The back window of Jesus's El Camino was decorated with a membrance of his passed mother.
by Dr. Kidd Von Diamond March 24, 2017
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Memeanity

A religion devoted to the sacred text of all existing memes.
I converted to memeanity recently because my life sucked.
by theholygodofmemes February 13, 2018
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dib membrane

by ZZZZIIIIIMMMM September 25, 2020
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membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.
by C8 TM March 11, 2021
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cell membrane

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.
"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."
by Leeuwenhoek April 18, 2010
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Weinal Membrane

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.
The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.
by Eric April 7, 2005
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membrane

This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has ceased. This woman usually has to have a high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him Membrane Man once he shares the story.
Jacob told us the story of his girlfriend's membrane being spread over his pubic area after he had sex with her. We then called him Membrane Man for a great deal of time.
by Mike Hooter July 29, 2008
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