A Melonmag

A word used to describe a odd creature that tends to lurk in the dark depths of London sewers or a small child's bedroom.

It can also be used as an insult to describe something you particularly dislike.

You are being such a Melonmag right now.

by The Great Discord Mod November 5, 2022

Melonian

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.

Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.

by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010

melonfart

Human–goat sexual intercourse is one of the more common types of bestiality. Of male zoophiles, 28% admitted sexual attraction to goats, ranking fourth. In female zoophiles, sexual attraction to goats is very rare or non-existent. Actual levels of sexual use of goats were lower than this however.1 The act is usually performed by a male human upon a goat of either sex; male goats do not commonly take the initiative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.2

check out all that melonfart at the petting zoo!!

by Mary J. Ana January 20, 2011

melonkop

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

MelonBaller

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

Megonkalo

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

by SkupSkup January 10, 2020

melona boy

A melona boy is someone who is a bright and intelligent person, mainly used for males, and are top of their cohort.

Nathaniel over there is the melona boy of our school.

by eojwnef apsinfw asof a owenf August 10, 2020