Meatstick 

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.

Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

Meatstick by Mary Mac May 3, 2007

meatstick 

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.

Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."

meatstick by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

meatsleeves 

noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)

(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)

meatsleeves by i p nightly September 11, 2005

meatsickle 

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

meatsickle by Kobe December 9, 2003

meatstick 

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.

Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.

meatstick by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012

meatspace

What the virtual is to cyberspace, the flesh and blood is to meatspace.

I dare you to say "pwned" in meatspace.

meatspace by lemonkey November 12, 2003

meatslide 

Another term for a penis

"Ahh fuck, my meatslide has shit all over it from fucking that slore in the ass!"

meatslide by Deep Patel October 25, 2007