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merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011
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Merry

a HILARIOUS person who everybody loves
a person who is nice, funny, fun and a good friend
that person is sooo nice...SHES A MERRY!
by merry December 30, 2004
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Merryman

Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.

Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

2. Being a general asshole

3. Being the godfather
"Hey John, make me a merryman...not too much monster this time!"

"Hey cheeseburger face, get John a merryman before he starts another fight!"

Damon consumed too many merrymans on friday night. He woke up the next morning in Sobhans bed with seminal fluid on his eyelids and lips.
by akmoney October 16, 2007
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Merryn

An unbelieveably hot person (usualy a female) Extremely funny, incredibly well dressed, pretty good at surfing.
"fuck dude, that chick was so merryn!!!!"
by sticky chicken February 7, 2004
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Merryn

A funny, smart girl who isn't afraid to be herself or to be a little crazy. She is a little nerdy and very smart, but is also a great friend and fun person. She has a unique sense of style that expresses her personality. She loves reading, dance, theater and singing. If you need advice, Merryn is a great person to go to.
Merryn is such a great friend! friend funny creative
by Miss Woodstock August 3, 2013
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Joe Merry

A common term similar to "packing" that truckers use when out on the road. It generally refers to one trucker stopping at a rest area and anally pounding the other trucker in the ass somewhere at truck rest area (or in the cab of his truck.)
Man I could really go for a Joe Merry today..."Hey Jimmy you want to Joe Merry me by the showers in 10?"
by Fresh477 July 23, 2012
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merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.
Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's
by Sheri Poston January 9, 2008
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