Pulling a Matians

(V) To talk or text to the opposite sex more than your friends that once had trust in you or friends you've known since a long time. These friends are now being ignored.

"Why isnt he talking to his friend hes known since kindergarten and texting someone else instead?"
"Hes probably pulling a Matians."

by The Matians himself August 10, 2008

matinee

1. any sex before the evening time, typically when people have sex twice in a day.

2. a ,movie before 6 oclock

1. Ian and I decided to have lunch at home today followed by a pleasuring matinee.

2. We saw the matinee because it was cheaper than the evening prices, plus we can have sex in the theater and no one's there!

by Skank hoe November 11, 2006

Matzinger

The name of a highly intelectual person, of a high wealth standard of living. One who also falls into deep meditations with definate regularity.

That guy looks likes he is pulling a Matzinger

by Thomas May 13, 2005

Mating cough

A smokers chronic call for sex

Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.

by EnderPlease December 13, 2014

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

don mattingly

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.

Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.

by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Mattingly & Moore

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.

"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

by Luminous "Modern" Knight July 7, 2008