He is gay. He loves kids. He stands at the front of schools at the end of the day. He watchs gay porno. No boys wants him because he is knows for his little dick. He can suck himself. He also watchs soccer and golf and look at the dick of the players. He is in love with his homophobic cousin so he cant assume it.
MATHEO IS GAY
by 0n3guy March 18, 2023
Get the matheo mug.When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.
“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”
“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or
I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.
“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or
I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.
by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023
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mathelo • Matheo • matheson • Matchelorette • matelot • mathalogical • mathalogicly • Mathesonite • Mathological • mathologist
by ladela October 24, 2009
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The camera monitoring channel at a tweekers house, preferably with the kids locked out
The camera monitoring channel at a tweekers house, preferably with the kids locked out
Methelodeon is the only t.v. station these days that never changes, yet tweekers stay focused until they might.
by MystiC-Army October 26, 2011
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Get the machelor mug.Mr. Mouseman did some Mathlloon to his students but then got fired after leaving a student outside without letting wanting to let him in.
by Odds15 May 24, 2021
Get the Mathlloon mug.A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'.
Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis"
"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"
"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"
by caytlinbbe September 5, 2009
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