The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
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le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes
by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020
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2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011
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Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."
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Get the Matheaus mug.Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
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