mates club

A social movement/state of mind. Founded by Nate the Mate, Mates Club has a strong focus on positivity, self-improvement, and fun. The main goal is to show people the power of positivity while still acknowledging that life has its trials and tribulations. You can always improve your situation no matter where you are in life

Me: yooo what is going on, my mate?

Friend: just having an outstanding day

Me: heck yeah, mates club forever

by Joneswilling September 14, 2018

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Salt mates

When two bitches are salty af together

Bruh we are soul mates those bitches are salt mates

by Envisions June 10, 2015

matass

The fat lead singer of the alternative rock band, Kill Hannah, Mat Devine. Also a very bad insult for somebody of the overweight/obese class.

"You stupid matass, you're fatter than that singer of the greatest band of all time!"
<br>"Gerard Way?"
<br>"Mat Devine!"

by Fayth. February 9, 2008

Mates

Dickheads who you do fun stuff with.

"Goin town with some mates'

by Micheal 'jamooonnn' Jackson July 21, 2016