Watchturbate

The act of masturbating to any graphic form op pornography.

Watching something while you’re masturbating

I watchturbated to the link you sent me.

by Heiling420 January 4, 2018

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021