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Watchturbate

The act of masturbating to any graphic form op pornography.

Watching something while you’re masturbating
I watchturbated to the link you sent me.
by Heiling420 January 4, 2018
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Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.
Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.
"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021
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