by Matt xx April 20, 2006
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To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
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