Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

u/mistercakelol

A non-virgin that is in love with u/gamerdude9999

gamerdude9999: u/mistercakelol i love you hubby

mistercakelol: I love you too hubby wubby

by anonymous June 19, 2021

mastermaker

someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on poles. Has sex for long periods of time. loves to fart

That girl daniella is a mastermaker, alright!

by shitfuckfartshit October 2, 2006

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

by soopadickman July 30, 2006

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009