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Masturbatoric Peace

the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.
masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)
by Mr.X is a lame pseudonym June 29, 2010
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masturbatorium

A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.
My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.
by Johnwaylanblalock@gmail.com December 26, 2016
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masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.
Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a highly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.
by napercos October 4, 2005
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phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.
I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?
by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008
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masturbatoriable

an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.
thats just masturbatoriable.
by Jackus April 13, 2007
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masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.
Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!
by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003
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Masturbatorium

where you go when there is no slooter nearby
“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”
by StaciVee March 25, 2019
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