Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

mashatato

Masturbation and potato chips.

I really feel like doing some mashatato.

by Martinz January 27, 2008

Maserati MC12

The Walmart Ferrari Enzo Ferrari

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end

by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021

mashiat

The most beautiful person and have cute cheeks

Are you mashiat's friend?

She is the bestest

by Saisid November 23, 2021

mashram

family holiday where blades come together, celebrating the wonders of modern television and snacks.

- Eyy, len!! You wanna come chill by donken at kista mall tonite?
- Killen! It's mashram tonite! I'm celebrating it with my family.
- Gosh darn it! I totally forgot about that!

by Staübsaüger und Sohn March 8, 2004

Mashart

The combining of two or more images of different genres (ie digital photography and oil painting) fused together into a new cohesive image.

Mashart is different from mashable image because it requires two incongruent genres, such as oil painting and digital photography.

by Cheska October 23, 2013