marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

Margot

Margot is by far the sweetest, kindest, gentlest person I know. She has the biggest heart and makes you feel like the most important person on earth. She is beautiful. She has a natural beauty that no amount of makeup could touch, and her happiness and kindness makes her the most radiant person ever. She is hardworking, devoted and loyal. She will never let you down. She is funny and has a great sense of humor when you get to know her. She gives the best gifts and advice, and is respectful and never judgemental. She is super smart, too, but doesn't brag or show off. She has great sportsmanship and is good at everything. She us strong, and caring and everything amazing. She us extremely supportive and loving, and everyone should have a Margot in their life.

"Who is the best person I know? Well, is that even a real question? It's Margot, of course!"
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."

by CaymendRedor December 17, 2018

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

maroot

short for "marine boot", a very junior marine usually in transition from boot camp to MCT/ITB or fresh out of MCT/ITB and newly arrived at their new command, that run around screaming oorah, semper fi, and kill, completely fresh and clueless as to what the Marine Corps really is and are lost on how real marines actually act in the world, they are fairly entertaining to watch because they look like lost puppies wondering around doing their maroot things an aternative spelling is "marute"

New River Marine1:lets goto the MCX

New River Marine2:are you crazy you know its Maroot Monday, all of the maroots from Geiger will be here!

by Lance coolie underground February 10, 2010

Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

Marmoset

a smol monkey that loves getting pet with tooth brushes and eating grapes

did you see that gif of marmosets eating grapes?
yes, but send it to me again

by jagsba December 23, 2019