Mijority

A mijority is the small percentage of crazy people who get so much coverage by the media that they lead others to believe they are the majority.

John Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity helped reveal the idea that insane Americans who hate Muslims, think Obama is a kenyan marxist, and Juan Williams is a bigot are actually just the mijority.

by TheGingerninja41 October 31, 2010

majority decision

The best excuse for stupid choices.

Chris: "So Jake, why are we going into the eerie Aztec temple before we know how to contact the park ranger?"
Jake: "Majority decision."

by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011

Marjorie Greene Leftist

Marjorie Greene Leftist and other terms like Red-brown alliance, secret right winger, etc are generally smears used by Liberals/Centrists to describe Leftists who criticize the Democratic party and other people in power. These Leftists have come to the realization that both the Republicans and Democrats are bought by the same donors and therefore supporting "progressives" in the Democratic party is pointless since all of these individuals end up becoming part of the corrupt system. Since their focus is primarily on the wolves in sheep's clothing (Democrats) and not the wolves (Republicans), many assume they are some sort of Trump, Tucker Carlson, and Tulsi Gabbard lovers when in fact they are simply criticizing the people they once supported. Unfortunately, many people aren't able to view things without partisan glasses and so they label these Leftists as these terms to try to discredit them and make them look like some crazy right-wing conspiracy loons.

Leftist: I'm no fan of Tucker Carlson but he's the only person in mainstream news media that brought on Christian Smalls to talk about his success in unionizing Amazon. While I disagree with Tucker most of the time, he actually tells the truth and does the right thing on occasion and that's more than any other News host does right now.

Liberal/Centrist: Tucker only brought him on to try to further push his racist white supremacist agenda, he doesn't give 2 shits about Christian Smalls or his movement. You cheering him on is just normalizing Racism and propping up Fox News and all their Agendas. Christian should have never gone on Foxs News, I don't care what his purpose was, he's just white washing and ultimately propping up Tucker Carlson and his views. You guys are all just Marjorie Greene Leftists, bunch of secret right wingers that are part of Red-brown alliance.

by Dark_Shadow April 28, 2022

join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

Marjorie Simpson

One of the greatest person ever, open minded, funny sweet, smart, sexy, amazing, and perfect. She should never change.

I need to find a good girl.... I need someone like Marjorie Simpson!

by monkeybut922 August 19, 2009

Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

moral majority

1. Group of people who think and act as if they are BETTER than you. Especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. People who use the Bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. Also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. Absolute hypocrates!

The moral majority helped to re-elect George W. Bush at the expense of the middle class, the poor, and all the military service men and women.

by AC May 13, 2005