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Mario Marconi

Real name 'Shaun Astbury'

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."

Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"

Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.
by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
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Maroon Date

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.
I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date
by Supersingleton January 2, 2010
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Macoon

A macoon is a swag word typically said in a high pitched voice, it can mean anything you want it to mean. It originates from the giant MACDONALDS built in Minecraft but due to the fact that Minecraft is all cubes it looked more like MACOON then MACDON so yeah macoon was born
Wow you hair is so macoon today!
My dad died today:( macoon
by Hotcumdaddy October 17, 2021
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frothy maroon

When a girl is menstruating, so the guy covers her vagina in whipped cream before eating her out.
Jessica got a frothy maroon for her 4 month anniversary.
by Happy Teet May 21, 2016
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maroon 5ing

Maroon-5ing
məˈro͞on fīviNG
Verb
1. Taking a decent band that is full of creativity and instruments and stripping it down to vocals, effects, beats, and bass lines while cutting back or eliminating guitar and drums.

2. Opting to go for more a pop/synthesized/cookie cutter/flavor of the day sound.
"Wow, Maroon 5 used to be a decent band but they've been totally Maroon 5ing themselves since 'Songs about Jane'"
by Poorman81 November 8, 2013
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marchon

A sexy ass lightskin that just wants a relationship but has dreams to go big in basketball
I want a Marchon
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Maroon 5

They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
by Fatninja October 30, 2012
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