March 4th 

March 4th is National Oreo Day

Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"

March 4th by jessicasic0nic February 21, 2020

March 4th 

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

March 4th by Dhdhdbddh March 2, 2022

March 4th 

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

March 4th by Divvy March 18, 2022

march 4th 

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

march 4th by what do i write here? December 6, 2009

march 4th 

National ask your crush out day.

Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"

march 4th by kitkat601 March 1, 2020

march 4th 

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

march 4th by ariana grandes whore March 3, 2021

March 4th 

It’s .raeken.dunbars birthday

Whats on March 4th again?

It’s raeken.dunbars birthday obviously

March 4th by Leo7651 December 9, 2021