Manpering

Pampering session for a man

What a rubbish week at work! Time for a spot of manpering.

by Sly Fox Ash February 17, 2015

Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

Manperiod

A man-period is the time of the month where a man will get angry and horny for no real explanation. During the time frame of 4-7 days a man will be more likely then not to A) Punch some fucktard in the face B) Sleep with Random women C) Yell for no real reason or D) Rip clothes off of spouse/girlfriend/significant other. During this time it is advised to appease the man with porn, sex, or junk food.

Man suffering from Manperiod -*Looks around* "Grrrr mumble grumble...."
Random guy - "What are you looking at?"
Man - "SMASH!" *Rips head off of stranger and shits down neck*

by Gamibash January 6, 2011

Mapler

A Mapler is usually one who is addicted to the MMORPG Maple Story and plays it often. It was first used because Nexon used the term. It's often first said with a private server, for one who uses private servers a lot. Maplers often have something to really show their obsession over Maple Story, like having a plushie, or having a drawing of yourself in Maple Story form.

Maplers are so addicted to Maple Story.

BankaiMaplers are the most friendly Maplers!

by MisaTange July 8, 2009