Manspreading

When men have to open up their legs while sitting because they don’t want to crush their balls they can’t help it ladies stop complaining

Female 1: tell him to move he’s manspreading
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful

Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls

by Lilpeejishot April 26, 2020

manspreading

The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,

it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,

rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about

Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up

by z,,,, February 13, 2021

Manspredding

You haven´t nutted in a Year, your balls hurt, and you think to yourself lets watch some kinky shit.

And suddenly your nut is the biggest volcano eruption you´ve ever seen.

Manspredding

"You nut" your friend obviously says "oh shit, man you´ve manspredded all over your sisters Pillow."

by BiggSpreddar October 2, 2020

Vanspreading

"vanspreader"

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.

That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!

by mariangello June 5, 2015

manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)

Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017

vehicular manspreading

Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.

I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.

by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017

Manspression

Man love; the love of another man with out homosexual attachment

Have you ever seen such Manspression between two men before

by mjhockey03 August 11, 2009