ManUre

Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.

by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007

manure

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

L'manburg

Well, I've heard there was a special place,
Where men could go and emancipate,
The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers.
Well, this place is real, we needn't fret,
With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck* Eret,
It's a very big and not blown-up L'Manberg
My L'Manberg My L'Manberg My L'Manberg My L'Manberg**

HEAVEN FOR EVER GAMER aka L'manburg

by WILBUR SOOT March 2, 2021

manure occureth

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.

by themagichat November 3, 2007

manburg

Formally known as L'Manburg, Manburg is a dictatorship ran by the great emperor Jschlatt. Manburg shuns all of it's founders and has no regard for history. Truley a great place

Wilbur Soot: I need to get back to L'Manburg
Jschlatt: YOU MEAN THE GREAT MANBURG?

by PigIA September 23, 2020

manfreht

He doesn't take shit from nobody but when he's your friend he's there to stay and make memories with you. He loves to play games and challenge himself. Getting girls is hard but when he does his girl will know he's special. Great friend to depend on. A fan of those damn fucking memes. Mother fucker.

Billy: Hey, manfreht, show me a meme?
Jack meoff: Sure i got millions inside my pants.

by Priscilla Noel March 12, 2018

Manfriend

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.

"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."

by jkulaga February 9, 2010