mandoticon

When someone enters an emoticon into a text conversation and you feel obligated to respond with one, lest you are an unsympathetic jerk.

Girl: I had pasta salad for lunch :)
Guy: (that's weird, I don't know what to say, but it definitely requires a mandoticon) Ok......:)

by Slobodanmilosifish March 30, 2014

Mandruff

The leftover dried-up semen left on a man's nut sac hair usually found hours later. Can also be found on the legs, facial hair, and in some rare cases, the hair on a female's head (extremely rare for married couples).

Gary knew he totally knocked the bottom out of it, but later was in severe pain removing the enormous amount of mandruff from his nut sac.

by Tomkat15 April 22, 2014

mandogs

The Mandogs is a moderately successful radio show on Radio Monash in Melbourne, Australia. The success of the show is owed entirely to the early retirement of ex-host "Mahogs".

"Hey what's going on?" "Shutup, I'm listening to The Mandogs"

by gorossgo September 1, 2007

mando

Short for the word mandatory. Something that goes without saying. See also, standard.

dude: You goin on that road-trip with us?

other dude: true

dude: Ok bring some brew

other dude: Mando

by logdropper September 21, 2008

Mandolyn

A stunning goddess, herder of small children, lover of absent captains. Great friend to all, and loyal. Just don't try to take her nutella away.

Mandolyn loves her nutella, yo.

by Sam0110 October 14, 2011

mando diao

a sweedish rock band.

"did you hear mando diao's latest song Sheepdog?" He says "Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's so deck."

by Monserrat March 27, 2004

Mandriva

An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.

Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician

Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.

Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.

Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?

Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.

by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009