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Mandriva 

An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.

Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician
Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.

Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.

Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?

Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.
Mandriva by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009
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Generally someone who is a man and is rather obese. They are considered the "diva" of the group and are oblivious to those around them. They typically don't pick up after themselves and carry their bags around in a princess manner. They are also very obsessed with their hair and are constantly playing with it to perfect it.
Man 1: Aren't you going to pick up your things after practice?

Man 2: No, thats dumb.

Man 1: You HAVE TO pick it up, people arent going to pick up up for you.

Man 2: Ya whatever can you get me a bottle of water? I'm thirsty.

Man 1: God, Man 2 don't be such a mandiva
Mandiva by GFSC December 6, 2010
Related Words
SINGING ,SONGWRITTING
MANDRIA IS A WONDERFUL SINGER AND SONGWRITTER
MANDRIA by ms_hennessy.na November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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