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Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.
Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.
by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017
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The Mandela Effect Effect

Due to the Mandela Effect which was popularized in 2010 people discovered Nelson Mandela was actually alive and did not die in prison in the 1980s. He later did die in 2013. Because the Mandela Effect is more commonly known than the effect's namesake, many people believe he is still alive.
Nelson Mandela actually died in 2013; you are the victim of the Mandela Effect Effect.
by David Sweet November 20, 2019
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Madilyn

A lovely, wonderful girl who makes you feel very happy inside. She likes to put herself down, and is too modest for her own good, but anyone in their right mind knows that she is beyond beautiful. Inside and out.

The ideal girlfriend.
Me: Wow.

Friend: What?

Me: I met the perfect girl today.

Friend: Really? What's her name?

Me: Madilyn...I call her Madi, though.

Friend: Hmm...she sounds pretty cool.

Me: She's beautiful.

Friend: How beautiful?

Me: *shows picture*

Friend: HOLY CRAP!!

Me: Yeah. I know. Yet she puts herself down a lot.

Friend: What's there to put down!?

Me: I don't know...

Friend: Hmm...

Me: I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her.

Friend: Figures. *looks at picture again* Is she as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside?

Me: Yes. Yes she is.
by ~You Know Who~ August 1, 2011
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The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.
"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"
by Jon Jonns July 31, 2017
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Dushan Mandic

A guy Bam Margera met in a bar in his show Unholy Union.
When Bam was being dragged into the hotel room because he was drunk, he yelled, "Dushan Mandic."
by Dan Saw February 16, 2007
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The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS
"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"
by geoom January 26, 2022
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