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raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
by Alabia May 24, 2008
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evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day
I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.
by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008
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manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
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butt manatee

A giant turd that is the size of a sea cow (manatee)
Holmes went in the crapper and dropped a butt manatee. That loaf was so huge I had to break it up with a stick before it would go down. What a sack slapper.
by Harold Paratestes June 8, 2007
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manditer

A new, orange bird from Brazil. It doesn't have a beak. Instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn't know how to swim. It also has gills but no lungs. Rhinos give birth to them. The Rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. After the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. There is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. His name is Jesh.
Jesh, you look just like a manditer.
by NickLovesManditers October 21, 2009
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mandalee

The prettiest name on the planet. Only babes have this name.
Dude, I met this total fox named Mandalee at the bar and gave her my number. She never called me though. Dang you, Mandalee.
by 406forlife August 23, 2019
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hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"
"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"
by XXforlife April 14, 2010
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