Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Bloody Mandarin

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.

Yo dawg I was pounding my bitch and she squirted like a Bloody Mandarin!

by Glizzy Gladiator & The Squanch May 5, 2025

Mandarin

A language spoken by most of China. It's hard as fuck to learn for lots of English speakers.

"Want to learn Mandarin as your second language? Yeah gl lol."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.

Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.

by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014

Mandarin Turnout

When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.

I jumped this girl so hard I gave her a Mandarin Turnout

by Gspot0815 October 23, 2022

Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020

Mandarin Min

A nickname for a cool handsome funny guy with blue belt in judo.

You are now Mandarin Min!

by kenneth46 December 26, 2017