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anarchist

A form of political ideology whose ideas are actually no more crazy than the ideas of other types of political ideologies; all have their flaws and benefits. Unfortunately, most people will never understand this because (1) they're too lazy and closed-minded to bother learning anything about the real meaning of the word "anarchist" and instead prefer to repeat the biased and generally inaccurate crap they were taught about it in their high school classes, and (2) within recent years, the word has sadly been stolen and had its meaning mutilated by stupid angst-filled teenagers who don't really understand the concept of anarchy any more than the average person, but love to call themselves anarchists because they think it sounds bad-ass. It's such a shame that the meaning of a word can be so thoroughly distorted by one clueless group of people who just happen to be really loud about it.
In 1850, an anarchist was not a twelve-year-old who wore an A inside a circle around their neck and went around yelling "Fuck the system!" and that's not what it is now either, despite what historically ignorant people say.
by EMH September 4, 2008
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poser anarchist

a blind teenager, someone who submits to the system they are supposed to be standing up against...someone who gets into fights at school because they think they're making a difference. a person that doesn't stand up for peace but is inturn fighting against it. They think that just because they believe in anarchy they have to hate God.
poser anarchist:
go to old.punx.com and you will see what i'm talking about
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anarchist

anti-government, plain and simple. all forms of heirarchy are rejected by an anarchist. Almost communism or socialism but in the same way not really. think of martial law. the only person who rules over you, is yourself.
man 1: hey who do you support for the upcoming election?

man2: no one, im an anarchist.
by R-fizzledizzle January 21, 2006
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Semi-anarchist

The belief in no government, however expect for religious laws/customs, moral law, natural instincts, equally for Any being, Common sense, Eye for an eye-golden (hybrid), tolerance for other cultures except for political.
Dakota: I heard that you Sam is a Semi-anarchist
Sam: Yes, I only believe in the ways of my y/r (your religious) faith
by Ginger The Chamrosh September 13, 2021
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Abercrombie anarchist

One who spouts the sayings of the sex pistols and other anarchic supporters whilst prostituting themselves to corporate capitalism by wearing clothes like Abercrombie.
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Down with government!"
random on the street: "Don't you work at my bank?"
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Fuck you"
random on the street: fuckin abercrombie anarchist
by klokwerx January 23, 2008
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Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!
"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)
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Lanarchist

Somebody who preaches anarchy from behind a computer, but would clearly not survive in a truely anarchical society.
Joey: Well that one geek posted a new blog entry talking about anarchy again.

Frank: Don't pay him no mind. He's a typical lanarchist.
by emperor692008 April 23, 2008
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