by beautifulelf September 24, 2017
by Rica Spice August 17, 2018
(Australian context) A boy who goes through puberty at a very young age, and is usually the tallest and oldest looking amongst his peers between the ages of 11-13. After that, he stops growing, and his peers go through puberty and become the same size/taller than him in the later teenage years. Despite this, however, a manchild will retain his characteristically mature features well into later life.
twelve year old boy1: dude, that guy over there has already started shaving. And he's like taller than all of us.
twelve-year old boy2: Yeah, he's such a man child!
(4 years later)
16-year old boy1: Hey look, it's the same guy we were calling a manchild 4 years ago! What happened man, he used to be taller than all of us, now he's like 5'9.5'' and we're all 6'1'' !!
16-year old boy2: I know, he's actually the same size he was when he was 12. But dude, he's still a manchild- look at his awesome stubble and hairy arms!
twelve-year old boy2: Yeah, he's such a man child!
(4 years later)
16-year old boy1: Hey look, it's the same guy we were calling a manchild 4 years ago! What happened man, he used to be taller than all of us, now he's like 5'9.5'' and we're all 6'1'' !!
16-year old boy2: I know, he's actually the same size he was when he was 12. But dude, he's still a manchild- look at his awesome stubble and hairy arms!
by AusDesi August 15, 2009
a young boy that hits puberty early and has features of a man. Also known as Man-Child Syndrome, this disease affects a few children every day and causes them to feel out of place in the world because of their ridiculous strength, looks and the ability to get older women.
Older Sister- Stephanie what are you doing to my little brother he's only 12.
Stephanie- ain't nothing on this boy 12.
Man-Child-........you god damn right.
Stephanie- ain't nothing on this boy 12.
Man-Child-........you god damn right.
by grahtsjathg May 14, 2007
The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
The Man Child
by Little Timmy you know it! April 29, 2011
A Man Child (noun)
A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD
A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.
They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.
Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.
A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD
A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.
They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.
Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.
by Amy; Man-Child Slayer January 28, 2009
Someone who is grown, yet finds immature things funny, Bathroom jokes, N word jokes. Normally buys every new game console at launch, hangs out with 14-5 year olds all day and is still trying to convince himself hes in the prime of his life.
by I HAVE more chromosomes than u December 11, 2020