malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

Marksexual

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Mark Sloan.

“I can’t stop starting at pictures of Mark Sloan. I must be Marksexual.”

by greys_anatomy__0 January 3, 2021

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

Maresexual

A person who is sexually aroused and attracted to horses.

Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!

by Jarrow88 December 2, 2018

Madsexual

The one and only Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch that’s all that needs to be said !!! How are you not madsexual yet ?!

Them: have you seen madlin Petsch post today ?
Me: first of all it’s Madelaine and ofc I saw it I’m literally madsexual

by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021

magasexual

A strange attraction to obnoxious rich fascists; usually can be heard chanting "Make America Great Again" and "Grab 'em by the pussy". These types can be identified easily by their low i.q. and gullibility.

Magasexuals are the new N.I.M.B.Y. crowd.

by Lou Cypher October 11, 2018