maltezianist

A member of the famous religion "Maltezism", in which malt is worshipped.

Person 1: Why is this guy putting nutella in his ass?
Person 2: Dont mind him, he is a maltezianist and that is part of a ritual

by ilikeboobs69butitsalreadytaken February 22, 2022

Mattie

They're the kind of girls that will make your day and can break your heart. You fall hard for a Mattie, and once you do their is no going back. Matties may not seem beautiful to others but when you fall in love with one she's all you'll want to look at. She is beautiful and complex and must be treated with care, hang on to the Matties in your life, they're truly unique and emotion sparking creatures who you'll learn much from and never want to be apart from

"Wow you look dazed" "yeah, I just talked to a Mattie"

by The man in the moon June 15, 2018

Malti

Malti is that girl who looks as innocent as a baby but has got the wildest fantasies one can't even dream of.

Don't fall for her innocent looks buddy, she's a typical Malti.

by infestus March 2, 2020

Mattie

A Mattie is an amazing person who absolutely loves making people happy. Matties are cute, sexy, strong, but very independent. They dont show emotions easily and make you work to become parts of theyre lives but once your in ur golden. Matties are reliable and very dependable. Matties are the girls that you try to keep in your lives. Ones you love the most.

Mattie is an all around perfect lovable person who does what she believes n and doesnt follow the pack.

by blahh!987654321 February 4, 2010

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

manties

The male equivalent of women's panties.

He flounced through the house in his blue manties on his day off.

by Violet Cho June 12, 2009

Mattie

An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matties can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matties are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matties have a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matties are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matties tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.

"Dude you know that Mattie chick with the big boobs?"
"Yeahh man she's f*ckin hilarious"
"Goddamn she's sexy."
"She's way out of your league!"

by someoneotherthanyourself December 19, 2011