Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!

A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!

by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013

Maltese Cross

Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.

Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.

by ldawg88 April 14, 2011

malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>

Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.

by pewismalteser October 26, 2017

Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

malleasure

malicious pleasure or pleasure in others' misfortunes especially the ones who you consider as your equal or who you even look upto.
this does not relate to joy experienced when defeating an enemy or beating competition. malleasure is worse than envy, in that it doesn't stop at being sad at other peoples' fortunes but it relishes the misfortunes of others.

preity: oh hi dahling! i bumped into ishita the other day n what do i say, but she looked so shabby n worn out and bitter! i hardly recognised her .. i guess her divorce has really taken a toll on her .... so sad! she was such a nice girl- gorgeous and kind... she was our poster girl! ... but now....
radhika: my my! u r squirming with happiness, arent u! called me to share your malleasure?

by kimkimmiblue December 6, 2011

Momteaser

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.

Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.

by Petricorps May 21, 2013