malparido

A spanish curse. Literal translation is "ill-birthed". Usually directed at someone (unlike "fuck", which can be directed at no one in particular). Pretty much means "son of a bitch" in English.

¿Que hiciste, viejo malparido?

by Monode January 23, 2007

mapler

A person who plays MapleStory. Probably someone addicted as well.

Mapler 1: "I TOTALLY LOVE MAPLESTORY!"

Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"

Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the great and diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

mapper

A person who studies (or makes videos on YouTube about) the alternative effects on world and future history. This can be spliced with CountryBall diorama.

If I want to be randomly successful on YouTube with my love and obsession for CountryBalls and the future, I'm gonna have to apply to be a mapper.

by Username_Jordan July 7, 2017

Maloeran

Programmer - never has any sleep - never has any time

* Maloeran moo

by Terminal July 25, 2003

Manpering

Pampering session for a man

What a rubbish week at work! Time for a spot of manpering.

by Sly Fox Ash February 17, 2015

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005