not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.
Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.
by Pinocchio April 1, 2005
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"He truly is a malmorius!"
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the girl with this name is drop dead gorgeous, has incredible style, looks like a model, is freaking hilarious, and is the most supportive person ever, she also has really cute dogs
by pimpdaddydrew ;) March 10, 2019
Get the mallory mug.A beautiful Hippie chick, one often strong willed and capable, with a heart of determination, care for others and the propensity of true love. generally thinking of others first and the admiration of truth mixed with the fervor of life treasures, a socialite with Great abilities that don't go to waste and used for the upbringing of others and self. A Vivacious person that works best in carefree spirited nature environments.
y0 man-dude! check out that zookeeper thats feeding the Lions and Lioness, she such a mallorie! she let me feed them!
Yo Lady Dude, that girl that just walked into the party, i heard she is such a mallorie, she spent the last couple of days making food for this party and helped the host plan it.
Yo Lady Dude, that girl that just walked into the party, i heard she is such a mallorie, she spent the last couple of days making food for this party and helped the host plan it.
by Shinzou22 January 28, 2013
Get the Mallorie mug.Get the Mallorie mug.Beautiful, Smart, and funny. She thinks shes not but we all know she is. she is the exact oppisite of Mal. I wish i were here. (tumadre butt butt whore)
by SUZSK September 9, 2006
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She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).
All around an awesome person.
See goddess and perfect .
She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).
All around an awesome person.
See goddess and perfect .
Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
by Beautiful Goddess May 27, 2008
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