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a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.
"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"
mahoney by nucci888 November 4, 2008

robert mahoney 

the most amazing guy in the world, who will make you fall for him with in seconds, who always know what to say and make your day better and keeps you smibg no matter what, also GREAT in bed... And usually has a big dick, but knows how to treat a girl, very loyal and faithful and trustworthy
I wish I had Robert Mahoney in my life
robert mahoney by yenoham October 11, 2015

stacy mahoney 

Stacy Mahoney: a nasty two faced over generic bitch who will stab you in the back and run her mouth . Usually they don't have many men after them due to them being so replusive. It's nice to hear when one actually gets a man and not fuck'n' chucked like the rest of them, Stacy mahoneys usually take pride in a life they hadn't lived or taken small part in ( example: thinks they are "hard" or "street" because there boyfriend did drugs...)
whoa that girls a stacy Mahoney
stacy mahoney by candy_lovingbitchh November 13, 2014

Mahoney Special 

A movie described as on of the best movies ever made by a less than sophisticated friend. Upon watching said movie it is realized that the writing, acting and story is pure shit. Most Mahoney specials are usually overly macho, overly righteous and over stupid. Some examples include, Savages, 300, Law Abiding Citizen, Underworld and the ultimate Mahoney Special The Fast and the Furious.
Wow that movie last night sucked, it was a real Mahoney Special.
Mahoney Special by Jackal2100 July 17, 2018
Someone consistently terrible at gambling. The most common type of Mahoney is someone who bets on sports & loses approximately 80% of his bets. You do not want to have bet on the same side as a Mahoney. Mahoney is interchangeable with Mush. DO NOT take gambling advice from either a Mahoney or a Mush!!!
I felt good about my Falcons bet until I realized the Mahoney also loves them. That's $200 down the drain.
Mahoney by mikejojo May 23, 2022

phoney mahoney 

A fake ass lier that lies so much he thinks it is true, does every thing wrong in the book but will never be in trouble for it, laughs at nothing and like a retard, takes credit for something he didnt do, a tall goofy looking
basturd........

Hey, you pulled a phoney mahoney
phoney mahoney by tooth fairy April 17, 2006