Macguyver's Stepchild 

An extremely clever individual with very little formal education. Someone kind of like Will Hunting, except more badass.

A child is scolded for coloring outside of the lines. Instead of attempting to color within them, they propose an argument that questions whether or not the lines even exist. This is "Macguyver's Stepchild"

Macguyver's Stepchild by Pr1m September 14, 2010

Mcguyvering 

The act of getting a girl pregnant thru anal sex.

My girlfriend is on the pill, but I really want a baby. I guess I'll just be Mcguyvering her tonight.

Mcguyvering by CaramelSchlong November 20, 2023

Magyver 

A thingy mabob, a doohickey

"I used this here doohickey and other magyvers"
"magyverying about"
Hey dude have you found any other magyvers to fix this problem
Quit Magyvering about

hmm hmm yes yes used that and some other ... magyvers

Magyver by RoyalBank July 19, 2024

Alaskan McGuyver 

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

Alaskan McGuyver by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Sex Magyver 

A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties

"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"

"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"

Sex Magyver by OG-Nips May 25, 2018

Filthy mcguyver 

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

Filthy mcguyver by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025