Magnum

NATO radio brevity code used to signal the launch of high-speed anti-radar missile, or HARM.

Sword two-three, magnum, topaz one!

by ThexLoneWolf April 11, 2022

Magnum

n. a 1980's Private Investigator who was formerly in the Navy in Da Nang. He resides in Hawaii and drives an '84 Ferrari GTO. He has an advisor who is of English descent who enjoys afternoon tea and firing off one of his restored 18th century cannons out in the yard. His primary sidearm: Model 1911 Colt .45

Magnum gets all the hotchicks even though he is easily confused for Burt Reynolds and vice versa.

by mama-say-mama-sah-ma-makusa September 17, 2003

Magnumitis

When someone buys the biggest gun they can find even if they can't control it while shooting. They think it makes them more of a man.

Guy 1) That little punk carries a Smith & Wesson Model 500. He falls over when he shoots it and doesn't even know what the bullet hit. He is compensating for something!
Guy 2) He's got a bad case of Magnumitis

by Livingtolong October 5, 2019

Magnum

When you cum in a girls asshole and she takes a shit on your dick and when you take it out, your dick is crusted with shit.

I fucked my girl up her ass and she gave me a magnum

by Bruhuhuhu October 27, 2017

Magnum

A criminal court case involving the arrest and prosecution of one or more males when a female makes allegations that are easily proven as false.

My wife beat me on the head with a frying pan for being late but told the cops I pushed her, so as soon as I get out of the hospital I need to find a good Magnum lawyer.

by tarelasi January 21, 2007

Magnum

a brand of forty ounces of fine malt liquor often consumed by bums and poor college kids looking to obtain a good buzz

Me and my crew went mobbin' on some Magnums

by Buck October 19, 2003

Magnum

noun or adj.Firearms with a larger charge.

Interjection. to fire an anti radiation missile, esp. a AGM-88 HARM.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003