courtesy major

A college major that is provided as a courtesy for students who are too stupid to graduate with a real major.

I'm glad that we got Babs into a college, but how the hell will she graduate? Don't worry. Schools these days have courtesy majors like sociology and education that allow almost anyone to graduate, even those with the intelligence of a sock puppet.

by jeeffff August 21, 2007

major key

Often said by Dj Khaled to indicate an item or action that is required to sustain human life.

Dj Khaled: Egg whites, turkey bacon, wheat toast, water.... Major Key.

by OsamaBinGotEeeem May 1, 2016

Psych-Major Syndrome

1. Term used to describe new psychology majors who begin diagnosing every person around them.

2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.

3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.

1.

Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"

Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."

Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."

2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"

Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*

Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"

Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"

3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."

Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*

by sike_mayger April 12, 2012

MAFO

A Welsh word for people with speech impediments or lack of knowledge of life in general

"Mafo yn disgrace" or "he isbeing stupid again"

by Wills005 May 14, 2021

Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.

**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.

by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012

drum major

An experienced member of a marching band who leads the other band members in the director's stead. They bear the responsibilities of maintaining discipline, improving the band's marching and playing abilities, and doing what they can to lighten the burden of the director. Drum majors are often seen as pompous, condescending jerks who are incapable of thinking for themselves once they have been given the position. This may true for some, but more often than not, the drum major is a respectable person who is merely trying to take his job seriously while mainting social relationships with other band members. During performances, drum majors conduct the band and maintain a consistent tempo. An ideal band will have it's drumline watching the drum major and the rest of the band following the drumline. The drum major tends to wear a uniform that is distinctly unique from the rest of the band so as to be easily identified in parades, on the field, at competitions, etcetera.

New Member: Why is the drum major such a jerk to everyone?

Veteran Member: I know he can be an arse sometimes, but he's just doing his job.

Director: Is the band ready to perform on Saturday?

Drum Major: Yes. We were having trouble with some of our sets and it was a bit difficult keeping everyone in time, but we tweaked a few things and we should be fine.

Band Member: Dude, what's your problem? You don't have to be rude about it, just loosen up.

Drum Major: Look, I know I can come across as a jerk, but it's frustrating when I tell you all to do something and you take advantage my patience and don't listen.

by der Oberst September 16, 2012

john major

Prime Minister of UK 1990 - 97. Politically a failure really. His achievements include:

- in 1992 he totally fucked the economy with the the ERM debacle;
- 1993 - 1997 he sort of stabilised the economy but no-one forgave him when it came to the next elextion;
- He had two schemes to try and take people's mind off what happened in 1992. The first was the so-called "Back to Basics" slogan, which led to every Tory who had ever had an affair being publically humiliated.
- The second idea was the Northern Ireland Peace Process, which involved releasing loads of IRA terrorists from jail, in return for which the IRA has not yet decommissioned one single firearm.
- On the plus side, he invented the National Lottery, and timed important international summit meetings to coincide with major rugby and cricket matches.

Ah Mr Aherne! Why not fly over Saturday morning to have a summit on the Ulster problem. And then we can go to Twickers for the England/Ireland match in the afternoon.

by Dr Pinch April 8, 2005