mastodon

great unholy weilders of the... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!

"if you make out here i will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a.... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!" -mastodon

by Shaka-zulu October 8, 2008

maestro

Someone with much skill in an art, a great musician, composer or music teacher.

The maestro for the orchestra will be Jonny.

by werwertwgg432 January 14, 2005

Majestocity

To contain ample amounts of majesty. Reserved for the most majestic things on the planet.

Derek Dressy's beard is so perfect, it is full of majestocity!

Zac Effron's icey blue eyes contain nothing but majestocity. It's a proven fact.

by Swarlee August 23, 2010

Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

by Mr m December 18, 2013

Mauston school bathrooms

The Mauston high school bathroom are known as the phone, juul, and art lounge where people draw dicks and faces on the walls or chill on your phone because of the dumb ass cell phone policy and then all the “intellectuals” that sit in the stalls hitting their juuls or hitting the bape you know, “those guys”

Mauston school bathrooms are defined as, where we hold cult meetings

Student 1: hey are you going to play that cod mobile in the bathroom

Student 2: hell yeah remember to bring your juul
Student 1: nah sorry i got it taken away
(Ps: for reasons so i do not get in trouble and i can make this statement i do not condone vaping underage and do not promote it this is for the meme)

by The breh moment 420 October 23, 2019

buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022