maser

microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.

CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.

by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

maserious

Maserious is a portmanteau of the words mad and serious.
When you are beyond mad and beyond serious.
A look you give when you are really mad and serious and the same time.

Gamer Joe and his squad was getting close to the tournament win for big money, then the best played got eliminated. In his anger, Joe broke his cameras. We couldn't see his face, but he sound extremely maserious.

She was so furious she looked maserious!

She was so furious she looked maserious!

by Galaxy DTL December 30, 2021

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.

Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.

by bobhater June 30, 2010

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

Mauser#0001

He is the pure definition of a CHAD. He is the chaddest of all chads. He is so chad that he built the Berlin Wall.

Dude, I wish I was like Mauser#0001, I don't want to be a virgin anymore...

by ChadnessofMauser July 9, 2022

Tim Manser

Deadly carnivore with tendancy to freeze victims for later consumption. Also known to store body parts under floorboards and in hollow walls. Never breaks a sweat.

I'm sure Betty was due home by now. She said she was popping out to visit her new boyfriend for a minute. Tim, isn't it? Tim... Manser???

by Jason Cramer July 20, 2003