microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.
CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.
Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.
by ShinCookie August 10, 2016
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The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.
Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!
by hwsmasher07 December 7, 2010
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The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".
Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
by DMNtrotter December 8, 2010
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the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly
"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"
by Dragon5 August 30, 2007
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Maserknicks is Meant for Taylor bodo he loves her personality
maser loves Taylor. Mason: “Taylor has a great personality”
Another guy: “yeah get with that bitch”
by Osterhoudt May 8, 2019
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