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microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.
CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.
maser by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006
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Maserknicks is Meant for Taylor bodo he loves her personality
maser loves Taylor. Mason: “Taylor has a great personality”
Another guy: “yeah get with that bitch”
Maser by Osterhoudt May 7, 2019

Maser City 

A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.
Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.
Maser City by ShinCookie August 10, 2016

Maser Face 

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.
Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!
Maser Face by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010

Maser Face 

The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".
Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
Maser Face by DMNtrotter December 9, 2010

optic maser array 

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly
"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"
optic maser array by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Maderotic 

Someone who is a madam by day but very erotic by night
There's only one way to describe that Lubbins. She is maderotic!
Maderotic by TheBadi May 16, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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