Glenn Lyon

Glenn is the most popular and bad ass man on the Fresno Pacific University campus. Every girl in the world hella wants his dick. He can be seen wearing a red shirt and contagious smile. On occasion, he wears a camo sweatshirt and stupid sunglasses with moccasins. Somewhat of a country hipster, Glenn is a two meter specialist who is a giant teddy bear out of the pool and a titan in the pool. Glenn can often be on a high horse sometimes, even though an extreme racist and sexist.

While wearing a big red shirt, Glenn Lyon saw a girl smile at him, and then proceeded to say she wants me.

Glenn Lyon is a respectable man to women, and minorities. -Said no one ever

Glenn Lyon has a big dick -Said no girl ever

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding i'm Glenn Lyon

by DerpaDerp November 8, 2012

south lyon

Was once Hicksville until all the little townspeople fucked and made babies, and now its a mix between wannabe novi preps and poser punks, along with a whole load of old people who complain all damn day because of all the changes due to their own kids, and then write letters to the newspaper- thinking people actually read that shit. Hey if you dont like it here, MOVE DUMBASS!!!!!!

South Lyon is da shizziest place to live.

South Lyon people are old and smell like turd.

by SouthLyonChic June 3, 2004

Garry Lyon

to have an affair with your best mates wife

"My best mate was sleeping with my wife...yeah he did a Garry Lyon on me"

by wasi a krim September 10, 2016

West Lyon

A Football powerhouse in NorthWest Iowa. With 2 NFL player births from the school. They represent themselves as Wildcats wearing the colors Blue and White. 4 football state championships, 1 men's basketball, and 1 state track championship. The West Lyon Wildcats have an outstanding head coach that goes by the name Jae Rozeboom. West Lyon also has 1 Paralympion to come out of the small town school.

Awe we're playing West Lyon.... better hit the showers early.

by Savage in the deep November 22, 2016

Ms. Lyon

That very nice teacher that can be strict sometimes, from that class called ATL. She will not accept work if it's late and give you a lower grade not even caring.

I forgot to do my wordly wize Ms. Lyon... Go outside and do it or else its a low grade!

by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021

luscious lyon

Luscious Lyon is from FOX's hit TV show, Empire.
Luscious Lyon can steal yo bitch in 0.5 seconds. And can rekt really hard.
So basically Luscious is a hoe.

For example if someone steals yo bitch, he/she is a Luscious Lyon.

"Dude Rob just stole my girlfriend."
"Damn his a Luscious Lyon"

by thatidiotcici December 9, 2015

South Lyon East

The obvious better high school in South Lyon, South Lyon east is better in every way compared too old. Unlike old, east is actually good at sports and isn't a school filled with dumbasses who have to rip a cart every 2 seconds. Old is filled people thinking they're the best but don't even know how to count the sides of a triangle.

"What school do you go too? -East kid
"I go to old hbu" -Old kid
"oh, dang so your a cunt, i go to South Lyon East" -East kid
"Lucky Old is filled with shit heads" -Olds

by LemonGatorade February 10, 2022