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A lorenzo is the smart guy that also is insanely good at sports and basically anything he does. He is the Jack of all traits. He is a born leader with an extreme love for his country. He Looks great in aviator glasses. A lorenzo will most likely be an officer in the military or me a leader in what ever field of work he chooses. Lorenzo is Extremely Italian and loves Italy even if he didn't grow up there. He is very determined, excels in everything he does and is a really nice guy. Will one day become president.
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Lorenzo by strongarm170 July 9, 2011
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?
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Lorenzo by Job January 24, 2018
Lorenzo is a man who is strong and independent and the type to marry with a large family. He is easy to get along with and has so many friends.
"Lorenzo is the coolest and the strongest person here." "A Mallory would definitely marry him."
Lorenzo by funnypersonT-T November 13, 2018
A Lorenzo is a very very sweet guy.He loves sports like Football,Rugby,and basketball.He is a great listener and a great person to speak to.You can literally trust him with ur life he’s a Italian mixed with hotness.He can make girls drool.He has many girls after him but seems to focus on just one.He’s a really sweet hot loyal guy whenever he enters your life you never want him to leave.He might live miles a away but ur love for him is so strong that doesn’t break anything.Lorenzo is just that guy everyone wants to be friends with.Bcuz of his loyalty with relationships n friendships.He will never leave your side no matter what he will stay.Just always remember to keep a good Lorenzo by your side at all times
Lorenzo-walks into a room

girl 1-drools

Lorenzo-ignores

girl 2-hey hotty
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girl he likes- Hey
Lorenzo-hey gorgeous
Lorenzo by Urmomisahotthot57 December 11, 2019
(n.) The epitome of awesoness
Wow that party lastnight was Lorenzo bruh
Lorenzo by psyguy June 6, 2014

a sam lorenzo moment 

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
a sam lorenzo moment by Hdf121 March 18, 2016