web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada July 16, 2008

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

louding

the act of being loud

i was loling louding while talking to a friend.

by megmeg1 April 17, 2011

LOFing

LOFing is a gaming term used to describe a combat strategy that involves the use of a Large Organised Force (LOF).

The term originated in the Mortal Online IRC channel as Beta applicants decided that a new term needed to be invented, to describe an attack force - that was equal in size to that of a Zerg, but did not lack the organisation that is associated with Zerging.

The term was first suggested by Sampzky on June 4th 2009.

Player 1: How is the assault on the enemy keep going?
Player 2: We're LOFing the crap out of them.
Player 1: Nice one, keep it up.

by Sampzky June 4, 2009