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Laundry Day Lotto

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.
I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.
by KingD12 August 12, 2012
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Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.
No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.
by Americo August 17, 2004
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Living the life of a lotto winner

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.
She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.
by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009
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just hit tha lotto

Feels like I just hit tha lotto!
by Good Pockets July 17, 2017
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i just hit the lotto

I just hit the lotto means person. Stating I just fucked a person.
I just hit the lotto with Baekhyun.
by LottoBitches December 30, 2016
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Lady Lotto

Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.
It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.
by mk188 October 24, 2010
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LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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