The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
by tallgirl11_2 July 11, 2011
Super cute lottery ball cartoon characters here to bring you luck with winning the lottery.
Friends with million dollar benefits.
Friends with million dollar benefits.
by Mr. Millions August 27, 2009
by MistyGuy December 22, 2012
When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.
by b1gdummy May 7, 2015
Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
by whatthefarm March 15, 2008
It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.
by black jesus4356 March 4, 2016
Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.
by nerdisgay August 31, 2007