latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.

"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."

by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014

Lortex Security

gay group for gay kids

"hey john, lets join LS (Lortex Security)"
"hell no, I ain't gay"

by feelsgudmum May 28, 2018

Inflated latex glove

when putting down an inflated latex glove, it is a signal that a female nearby wants anal penetration. Preferably used by medical assistants.

Hey Kylie, look at that hunk over there. Do you think I should put this inflated latex glove over there to let him know I want him?

by Bobby697 November 1, 2019

“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.

Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

"i'm allergic to latex."

the only excuse.
try it.

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

by kccc=] August 18, 2007

LOTE

lesser of two evils

Both political parties suck, but that one is the LOTE.

by Marcospinelli August 2, 2011

lotes

Thick frame sunglasses that first become popular in the 90's. Lotes are usually expensive with designer brands like Gucci, Armani and Dolce & Gabbana. Although today they seem to be preferred by women, celebrities such as Notorious B.I.G. made them popular. They are especially popular with southern rappers such as Bun B, Lil Flip, Slim Thug and T.I.

Dro smoke, getting high wit my folks
Red eyes, i'm a hide behind gucci shades lotes
- Slim Thug

by sav July 30, 2008